then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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