it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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