so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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