Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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