"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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