I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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