does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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