Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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