So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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