you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
