I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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