if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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