Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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