Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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