at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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