Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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