i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Randomize
