Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
