Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Please don't give away my fajitas
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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