Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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