Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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