I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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