Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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