quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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