Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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