It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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