If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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