We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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