did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
