You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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