Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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