I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
home. puking in laundry basket.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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