Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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