You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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