he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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