Midget sex pt 2 tonight
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you inspire me to be a worse person
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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