did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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