So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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