ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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