Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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