I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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