I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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