Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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