Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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