If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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