Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Oh god it's open bar.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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