After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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