no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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