he thought i was a dude.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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