thus making me awesome and them whores
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have post one night stand depression
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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