And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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