That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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