does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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