Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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