My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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